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PRA-Pokey Rights Activist
TURN IT UP!
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2011 WHEN
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a myspace.
4.) Youd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) When you cant remember the last time you used your home phone
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself LOL.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!.
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visit me at horseland.com im Dreamstar or on ourworld i am dragonflyer98
—-/\____/\ If you love Warrior cats,
)-W—( copy and paste this
-=\-A/= into your profile!)
I knew a girl that was so stupid that
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying Dang
THAT WAS FUN
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your crap so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say IM HOME!
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will put this on their file
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it saidconcentrate.
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store..
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
Airport Left she turned around and went home
She threw a bird off a cliff to kill it.
She turned off the big fan in a helicopter when she got cold.
Put this on ur profile if it made u laugh
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You see a Kid abuseing a puppy with a baseball bat.
97% would yell STOP!!!
2% would Cheer
1% would take the baseball bat and beat the kid upside the head with it and take the puppy to the vet.
Post this on your profile if you are that 1%
If a pet dies 75% would say
oh well they were a good pet
20%would cry their eyes out
if you are one of the 5% that
would give their pet a funeral
then post this to your page.
Save our dogs! Hundreds of dogs
die every day in dog fights.
And they die
Knowing there was no hope
.No one to save them. Copy this and
paste it to put on your profile. It
will help spread the word to save
our dogs from the fights.
A Pets 10 Commandments
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highlight this also it looks so cool -
.??? 20% Clumsy..?
.???? 30% Weird..?
.????? 40% Random..?
.?????? 50% Loud..?
.??????? 60% Sweet..?
.???????? 70% Funny..?
.????????? 80% Crazy..?
.?????????? 90% Awsome..?
.???????????100% Me..? <-copy and paste it if it is you
You see a teenager putting a kit in to a 750 degree oven
95% of people would yell QUIT IT!!!!!
4% would yell " BAKE!!"
1% would push everyone out of the way, grab the kit out of the oven, call 911, have the teens arrested, and
take the cat to the vet
Put this on your profile if you are that 1%
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(/()() iF u wAnt 2 sT0p aNimAl cRuiLtY!
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator: 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask Got enough air in there? 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if youre embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: Youre one of THEM and back away slowly. 7) SAY- DING at each floor. 8) SAY I wonder what all these do? And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: I have new socks on. 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: Is that your beeper? 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: This is my personal space. 14) WHEN theres only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasnt you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say youre waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say Hi Greg, Hows your day been? 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: Thats mine! 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND youre a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that dont exist. 22) CALL out Group hug! Then enforce it. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU LOVE BEING ANNOYING AND WOULD DO THIS!
Regular People: Get scared if they are lost in a forest.
Warriors Lovers: Know StarClan will guide them.
Regular People: Call baby cats kittens.
Warriors Lovers: Call baby cats kits.
Regular People: Go by months.
Warriors Lovers: Go by moons.
Regular People: Dont spend time making up warrior names for their friends.
Warriors Lovers: DO have warrior names for all their friends!
Regular People: Dream about boys.
Warriors Lovers: Dream about making a great prey catch!
Regular People: Thank God for a meal.
Warriors Lovers: Thank StarClan for a meal!
Regular People: The grim reeper will get you!
Warriors Lovers: Tigerstar will get you!
Regular People: Have nightmares about the Texas chainsaw massicur.
Warriors Lovers: Have nightmares about Scourge.
Regular People: Go get something to eat.
Warriors Lovers: Go get some fresh-kill.
Regular People: Go fishing.
Warriors Lovers: Go to RiverClan.
Regular People: Go to the hospital.
Warriors Lovers: Go to the medicane cat.
Regular People: Buy food at the store.
Warriors Lovers: Go hunting.
Regular People: Arent going to put this on their page.
Warrior Lovers: Already have!
to all my haters
if dora died 50% of people would cry
49% would call the cops
if you are the 1% that would be evily laghing over your new victim put this on your profile
check this out!
¢?????g ?? FAKE ???? ???? ??? REAL,
¢?????g ?? DUMB ???? ???? ??? SMART,
¢?????g ?? WEAK ???? ???? ??? STRONG,
¢?????g ?? UGLY ???? ???? ??? PRETTY,
¢?????g ?? MEAN ???? ???? ??? NICE,
¢?????g ?? WEIRD ???? ???? ??? COOL,
¢?????g ?? NERDY ???? ???? ??? POPULAR,
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????? ?????? ??? ???? ?? ???? ??????g YOU.
This is t???
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE MAD ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI
8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS,(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME ILL DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY UPSET (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
Coca Cola went to town
Pepsi cola shot him down
Dr.Pepper fixed him up
Now were drinkin 7 up
7 up went up the mountain
Now were drinkin
Cherry Fountain had a stroke
So now were back to drinkin
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOODBYE DORA AND GOOD RIDDENCE!
THIS IS TOTALLY IMPORTANT!
Hamsters dance when they are wet.
Burning hippos like noodles.
Eight apples are eaten by a dog.
Dirty gummy bears make a pile.
My crazy aunt likes the word on.
My pet monkey eats salmon.
Mountain Lions from India breathe through gills.
Now, read only the last word of every sentence, and it says something funny!
wet noodles dog pile on salmon gills!!!!!!!!!!!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Pick your favorite color. And each comes with a sentence, which is yours!
Red- I like to spin on the roof of my house while laughing with a herd of fat cows.I LIKE THIS 1
Orange- Throwing parakeets at my best friends makes me smile.AND THIS 1
Yellow- Ice skating on my head makes me throw darts.AND THIS 1
Green- Wearing red pants while cutting lettuce makes me cry.AND THIS 1
Blue- Eating a disco ball in my geography class makes me fart.MY FAVE COLOR!!
Purple- Silver monkeys on toilots throw cheeseburgers at me.I LIKE THIS 1 ALSO
Pink- Fathers wearing pale dresses turn into carpets.I LIKE THIS1 TOO
White- Red-eyed babies eat pipe cleaners with mustard.AND THIS 1
Black- Fireballs wearing scarfs eat my house.THIS 1 IS STRANGE. I LIKE IT. BD
Other- Worms doing the Macarena like bamboo with tartar sauce and pants (JAIO) with flying pie feet on theyr faces.XDDDDDDD
What is a Pokey?
A Pokey is a cartoon like Lab, Rottweiler, Husky, or German Shepherd. Some people can not take care of Pokeys due to there computer as for me they work sometimes but other times I can only feed and water them. Pokeys came out before Foopets, Foopets used to be called GoPokey and was a facebook app only. After Foomojo made Foopets they stopped making Pokeys and also turned Pokeys into Foos when they got into the shelter. A 1/5 Pokey used to be worth around 100FD but since the big Pokey appidemic a 1/5 is only worth about 20FD but they are starting to go up in price again.